My Dog Is F***ing Perfect

My Dog Is F***ing Perfect

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Is your dog fucking perfect? We think so! If your dog is fucking perfect then you have to tell the world, grab a long sleeve or a tank today!

Eco-Friendly Process because our Earth comes first, always! We use Bella and Canvas for our blanks because of their eco-friendly process and standard.

Water Reduction

By using newer, more efficient dye machines, we use 7x less water than the average for clothing manufacturers, saving 24 million gallons a week. Any water we do use goes through a filtration system that allows it to be recycled.

Energy Reduction

We are a green company through and through - taking every opportunity we can to reduce our co2 emissions. If you take a quick tour around our headquarters you'll find we use solar energy to power our sewing and cutting facilities, motion-sensor LED lighting and skylights throughout each building, and electric car charging stations to encourage employees to go green.

Virtually Zero Waste

Our manufacturing facilities and LA Headquarters produce almost no landfill because we recycle pretty much everything that can't be turned into a tee. We've optimized our cutting to reduce plastic use, and excess fabric is recycled into a number of things like baby bibs or stuffing for upholstery. Let nothing go to waste!

Sizing Chart for Crop Tank - 52/48 Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton/Polyester

Women's Body Width  Body Length from HPS
Small 16 1/4" 19 1/2"
Medium 17 3/4" 20"
Large 19 1/2" 22"
XLarge 21 1/2" 24"

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